Boo Ner Funny Men’s Halloween Boxer Briefs – Spooky Ghost Underwear

Something paranormal is happening in his pants.

Mostly, it’s the jokes. Mostly.

Random Stock Apparel’s Boo Ner men’s Halloween boxer briefs feature a white ghost between bold “BOO” and “NER” lettering on a black background. Read it slowly. Now say it out loud. There it is.

For the guy who can turn literally anything into an immature joke, we’ve saved him the trouble and printed one on his underwear.

• A hauntingly good pun: White dripping letters and a strategically placed ghost deliver a joke that takes approximately two seconds to land.

• Soft, stretchy fabric: Made with 92% polyester and 8% spandex for flexible comfort, from daytime errands to late-night horror marathons.

• No-fly pouch: A closed-front design keeps your personal paranormal activity under wraps.

• Classic black and white: A bold ghost graphic on black boxer briefs keeps the design simple. The explanation to whoever folds your laundry? Less simple.

• Halloween spirit underneath: Add a hidden laugh beneath your costume or wear them while bravely investigating that mysterious noise near the snack cabinet.

• A cheeky gift for him: Funny Halloween underwear for your boyfriend or husband, especially the one who hears “keep it classy” as a personal challenge.

Skip the predictable candy and give your favorite Halloween fan a pair of novelty boxer briefs with a little more personality. They’re a treat for him and an eye roll for you. Everybody wins.

Raise some spirits.