Let’s Smash Funny Men’s Halloween Boxer Briefs – Pumpkin Underwear

He said he wanted to smash pumpkins. You may want to clarify.

Set the mood for mischief with Random Stock Apparel’s Let’s Smash men’s Halloween boxer briefs. A moonlit pumpkin patch, wickedly grinning jack-o’-lanterns, and bold orange lettering turn his underwear into a Halloween invitation with plenty of room for interpretation.

Perfect for the guy who hears “date night at the pumpkin patch” and immediately makes it weird.

• A pumpkin pun with intentions: “Let’s Smash” lettering puts his favorite kind of humor front and center. You supply the eye roll.

• Detailed haunted-patch artwork: Orange jack-o’-lanterns with a fiery glow effect, dark branches, and a golden moon create a spooky nighttime scene. The glow is in the artwork—no batteries or actual glowing fabric involved.

• Soft, stretchy comfort: Made with 92% polyester and 8% spandex for a flexible feel, from fall festivities to the horror-movie marathon afterward.

• No-fly pouch: A closed-front design keeps the pumpkin patch private until further notice.

• A cheeky Halloween gift for him: Surprise your boyfriend or husband with funny pumpkin underwear for a boo basket, fall birthday, or October anniversary.

• Costume optional: Wear them beneath jeans, under a Halloween costume, or while negotiating which scary movie neither of you will stay awake to finish.

These novelty Halloween boxer briefs are for men who like their pumpkins spooky and their jokes obvious. Give him a pair and enjoy watching him point at the slogan like he wrote it himself.

Great pumpkins. Questionable pickup line.