100% American Made Beef Funny Men’s Boxer Briefs – Patriotic Underwear

Born in the USA. Raised on questionable jokes.

Random Stock Apparel’s 100% American Made Beef men’s boxer briefs feature bold red, white, and blue lettering over a distressed American flag design. They’re loud, patriotic, and make one extremely confident claim about the beef being transported inside.

No USDA inspection required.

• Premium American beef: Giant “100% AMERICAN MADE BEEF” lettering puts the claim right up front. Country of origin: apparently his pants.
• Bold American flag design: Distressed stars and stripes cover these boxer briefs for a rugged red, white, and blue look.
• Soft, stretchy comfort: Made with 92% polyester and 8% spandex for a flexible, comfortable fit. The beef may be all-American. The comfort is universal.
• No-fly pouch: A closed-front design keeps the merchandise securely packaged and ready for domestic distribution.
• A hilarious patriotic gift for him: Perfect for husbands, boyfriends, dads, Fourth of July parties, birthdays, bachelor parties, or any guy who considers himself a premium domestic product.
• Patriotism for every occasion: Wear them for Independence Day, Memorial Day, Veterans Day, cookouts, vacations, or whenever his underwear drawer needs an unreasonable amount of freedom.

Looking for funny patriotic men’s underwear, American flag boxer briefs, novelty underwear, or a hilarious USA gift for him? These boxer briefs combine classic stars and stripes with the kind of joke that belongs exactly where we put it.

100% American. 100% beef. Verification not included.