Blow Me Funny Men’s Boxer Briefs – Dandelion Underwear

Finally, a peaceful nature scene ruined by exactly the right two words.

Random Stock Apparel’s Blow Me men’s boxer briefs feature a bright field of dandelions beneath an enormous, impossible-to-miss “BLOW ME” slogan. It’s scenic, wholesome, and completely innocent—as long as you’re talking about the dandelions.

Nature really is beautiful.

• A joke with perfect delivery: Giant “BLOW ME” lettering gets straight to the point while fluffy dandelions provide a conveniently innocent explanation.
• Colorful dandelion artwork: Rolling green hills, blue skies, and fields of dandelions create a surprisingly scenic backdrop for an incredibly unserious pair of underwear.
• Soft, stretchy comfort: Made with 92% polyester and 8% spandex for a flexible, comfortable fit. Because the joke should be inappropriate, not the fabric.
• No-fly pouch: A closed-front design keeps everything comfortably covered while the underwear does all the talking.
• A funny gift for your boyfriend or husband: Perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, bachelor parties, or the guy who has never once passed up an obvious joke.
• Funny underwear for any occasion: These novelty boxer briefs bring some personality to his underwear drawer whether he’s getting dressed for date night or doing absolutely nothing productive.

Looking for funny men’s underwear, novelty boxer briefs, or a hilarious gift for him? Give him a pair that manages to turn a peaceful field of dandelions into something wildly less wholesome.

Make a wish. Take a deep breath. You know what to do.