In Case of Emergency Pull Down Funny Men’s Boxer Briefs – Red Novelty Underwear

For emergencies only. Please define “emergency” responsibly.

Random Stock Apparel’s In Case of Emergency Pull Down men’s boxer briefs feature bold white lettering and oversized downward arrows on a bright red background. They’re simple, impossible to misinterpret, and probably not included in any legitimate emergency preparedness guide.

Break glass not required.

• Clear emergency instructions: Bold “IN CASE OF EMERGENCY PULL DOWN” lettering provides an extremely straightforward evacuation procedure.
• Big directional arrows: Oversized white arrows point directly toward the supposed emergency equipment. Very thoughtful.
• Bright red design: The solid red background gives these boxer briefs the unmistakable look of an emergency warning sign—just with significantly worse advice.
• Soft, stretchy comfort: Made with 92% polyester and 8% spandex for a flexible, comfortable fit. Because emergencies are stressful enough already.
• No-fly pouch: A closed-front design means anyone following the printed instructions will, in fact, need to pull down.
• A hilarious gift for your boyfriend or husband: Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, birthdays, bachelor parties, gag gifts, or the guy who likes being prepared for highly specific emergencies.
• Emergency-ready year-round: Date night, vacation, honeymoon, or an ordinary evening at home—there’s no telling when his services may suddenly be required.

Looking for funny men’s underwear, novelty boxer briefs, adult humor underwear, gag gifts for men, or a funny gift for your boyfriend or husband? These bright red boxer briefs provide simple instructions for a situation nobody actually trained for.

In case of emergency: you know what to do.