Choking Hazard Funny Men’s Boxer Briefs – Leopard Print Underwear

Some warning labels are more optimistic than informative.

Random Stock Apparel’s Choking Hazard men’s boxer briefs combine an outrageous leopard print with a giant warning sign placed exactly where subtlety goes to die. It’s bold, ridiculous, and backed by absolutely no independent safety testing whatsoever.

Proceed with appropriate skepticism.

• An extremely confident warning: A giant “CHOKING HAZARD” sign sits front and center. Whether the warning is warranted is between him and his ego.
• Wild leopard print design: Tan, brown, and black animal print covers these boxer briefs for a look that somehow makes the warning label even less responsible.
• Soft, stretchy comfort: Made with 92% polyester and 8% spandex for a flexible, comfortable fit. His claims may be exaggerated. The comfort isn’t.
• No-fly pouch: A closed-front design keeps everything securely covered behind the most unnecessary warning label imaginable.
• A hilarious gift for your boyfriend or husband: Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, birthdays, bachelor parties, gag gifts, or the guy who desperately wants you to believe the sign.
• Maximum confidence, minimum evidence: Wear them for date night, vacation, or whenever his underwear drawer needs a completely unjustified boost to its self-esteem.

Looking for funny men’s underwear, leopard print boxer briefs, novelty underwear, or a hilarious gift for him? These Choking Hazard boxer briefs combine animal print with one of the most confidently placed warning signs he’ll ever wear.

Warning issued. Evidence pending.